Quiz stolden from ~ThetaKoshei

You've somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.

1. The Master
2. The Doctor
3. Jack Harkness
4. The Meta-Crisis Doctor
5. Barty Crouch Jr.(What, it's my quiz!)
6. Mikku(Meh)
7. Casanova(because I can)
8. Pande
9. Rocco(from Casanova)
10. Ianto Jones

Right then, let's get started...

1.) The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 name it, and is 7 bothered by it?
Rocco: Let's call it... *glares at Casanova* Jack.
Casanova: *sulky* can't we call it something else?
Jack: did someone say my name?
Casanova: >> *glares*

2.) 1, 4, 6 and 8 are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?
Mikku: *scooches next to Meta* XD
Meta: *looks at Master* Help me...
Pande: *faints from the smexyness*
Master *howling with laughter while listening to Ipod*

3.) 5 and 10 are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?
Ianto: *iz horrified* You have a knife...
Barty: *pulls out knife* Yep...his name's Arthur, you want to meet him? *evil grin*
Ianto: DX JAAAACK~!
*Jack is too busy imagining four Doctors*

4.) 3 and 4 are invading one anothers' personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?
Barty: *pokes with knife*
Jack: *looks down at knife wound* Oh...
Barty: an Immortal, how fun...*stabs* I think I'm gonna like you...
Mikku: *faints*

5.) What habit does 8 have that might get on 2's nerves?
The Doctor: Oi! Who keeps bleeding! *glares at Pande*
Pande: *covers nose* uh...It's Jack, Barty keeps stabbing him.
Barty: It's not me! It's Casa-what'shisface.
Casanova: *glares*
Pande: *looks around* has anyone seen Mikku?
Meta: GET OFFA ME! *tries to pull Mikku off of him*

6.) Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7?
Master: *grins* one more time! OH, forty-two bottles-
Mikku: OMGFOURTYTWO!!!! *cackles*
Casanova: *confused* Rocco, what's going on?

7.) Would you trust 9 or 10 to get behind the wheel for a while?
Rocco: *stares at steering wheel* what the bloody hell is this?!
Jack: Doctor, just when did you say you picked those two up again?
Doctor: uh...*scratches head* about the seventeen hundreds...
Ianto: *rolls eyes* I'll drive...

8.) You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?
Barty: hmmm...heh, heh *snags spicy food from the shelves and makes a run for it*
Jack: Where's that hornet stuff? *looks around*

9.) 6 and 8 brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?
Barty: ...what's 'Franz Ferdinand'? o.0
Doctor: Oh, I knew him! Nice man, he was...
Meta: *covers Doctor's mouth and picks up another CD* Why am I on three of the covers?
Ianto: me too...*picks up one CD*
Jack: *also holding CD* ...and why am I on this one? and who's 'John Barrowman'?
Mikku: heh heh...
Casanova: *presses all the buttons on the stereo and almost makes everyone loose their hearing* This is fun! ^^

10.) Who's the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10?
All: the Doctor
Doctor: Oi!
Pande: Didn't we say this before...? o_0

11.) Which one would end up needing to make a bathroom break, 3 or 9?
Jack: I can hold it all day! *smug*
Casanova: *also smug* this is what you get for getting into a drinking contest...
Mikku: Didn't Meta loose that contest?

12.) 8 and 1 end up fighting, but what about?
Pande: *clings*
Master: get her off of me!!! *runs around RV*

13.) The van gets a flat tire. Which team would you trust to change it, 7 and 4 or 10 and 6?
Meta: DOOCTOR! You're friend keeps trying to kiss me!
Casanova: What? I'm handsome!

on the other hand...
Ianto: Hold this please *hands tire to Mikku*
Mikku: *falls under weight of tire*

14.) You hear crying from the back seat and it turns out that 8 hit their head on something. Who would help them, 7 or 9?
Pande: Ow! T_T *cries*
Casanova: Are you alright? *holds onto Pande*
Pande: *blushes* now i am... @_@
Mikku: *growls* I thought we said Casi-kun is miine~! *whine*
Master: *points at Meta and Barty* what about those two?
Mikku: *stares* Hmmm... *drags Meta and Barty away*
Meta: DX ROOOSE!
Barty: AH MUGGLE GERMS!

15.) A porno magazine is found by 6 and 2 under one of the seats, what do they do with it?
Mikku: *looking under seat* What is it?
Doctor: *pulls out magazine* hmmm... *sonics it* I think this is... *gags* JAACK!
Jack: *pops up from behind seat* Hmm? *looks at magazine* For once i can say honestly, that's not mine.
Mikku: *pokes* the pictures move...
Doctor: *vein pops* BARTY!!!
Barty: *pops up next to Jack* you rang?
Doctor: ...o_o what are you doing there?
Barty: *grins with Jack*
*Ianto and Casanova pop up as well*
Mikku: @_@ *nosebleed*

16.) Only 5 and 8 thought to bring cell phones, which would let you use one?
Barty: I found this thingy...what is it? *fiddles with contacts*
Doctor: Oi! That's mine!
Barty: ...who's 'Rosey-Posey'? O_O
Doctor: *blushes* Just give it back!
Mikku: O_o Uhh, Pande, can I use your phone...
Pande: shhh! *is peeking through cracked door* it's getting to the good part...
Mikku: Pande, what are you talking abo- *looks through crack with Pande* OMGISTHISJACKANDCASIKUN?!?!?!
*Mikku and Pande get nosebleeds*

17.) The van gets pulled over by a police officer, who would be more diplomatic 1 or 10?
Master: why hello there good man! *grins* what can i do for you? *whispers to Barty* Get him
Barty: *grins back and jumps out of car*
*stabs are heard*
Mikku: That's it! From now on Ianto drives!

18.) 6 brought video games along and 9 wants to play, would they let them or not?
Mikku: *plays Tekken happily* ^^
Rocco: *is interested in the virtual violence* what's that?
Mikku: It's like a playable story, wanna play? *hand spare controller* Although it does get a bit violent...
Barty: VIIOOOLINCE!!!! *steals controller from Rocco*
Mikku: *turns red*

19.) 2 and 3 fell asleep next to 5, trapping them in place. What do they do?
Doctor: *is tired from playing Soul Calibur with Mikku* ZZZZ
Jack: *is faking*
Barty: *growling* can't...reach....aruthar....
Mikku: *nosebleed again*
Rocco: *glares at Mikku* you know...you're like a mini-him! *points at Casanova!
Pande: ...Is that supposed to be an insult?

20.) 7 gets a hold of 6's journal or diary, how do they react to this?
Casanova: *reads carefully* Ooooh, this is quite good... *grins*
Mikku: *walks in* Has anyone seen my jour- *stares at Casanova in horror*
Casanova: *smiles at Mikku* It's nothing to be ashamed of you know, I've writen a lot of stuff like this before..
Mikku: O_O Please tell me you didn't show that to the Doctor or Meta...*mumbles* or the Master and Barty...
Casanova: ^.^ It's actually quite good, I could help you with the rest, you know...
Mikku: *faint and nosebleed*

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I tag...PANDE! You have to do one with me in it. XD