Misconception

"I got bloody Gaston?!" Mikku screamed at the computer, banging on her mouse in a rage. She had been wasting time taking personality quizzes, instead of postinglike she should have.

The Doctor rolled his eyes as he watched her tap on the keys, muttering to herself about herself. "You know....Abbey's been waiting for that reply, maybe you should work on that?"

"Don't want Death Note..." Mikku said, her voice sounding distracted.

The Time Lord raised an eyebrow. "What about Mel? Robin's in the middle of a huge chase scene and you sh-"

"LATER META."

He blinked. "...what?"

"I said I'll do it later, Meta."

"I'm the Doctor!" He pointed at his chest with both his hands, as if to show his two hearts.

Mikku rolled her eyes, obviously not paying attention. "Whatever you say..." She said under her breath. "If you going to do that fine, I won't tell Rose about it. See how long she figures out..."

"But I am...really, I'm the Doctor!" He answered, now deflated.

At this moment, Chris stepped in and stared at the two. Mikku, glued to the screen, noticing nothing of the outside world. The Doctor, waving his arms around and yelling 'I'm the Doctor!'. Why this sight did not surprise him disturbed him deeply.

As did the creepy laughter he heard behind him.

"Barty, shut up."